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تاريخ التسجيل : 14/04/2008
 |  موضوع: نكت انجليزيه Jokes  السبت ديسمبر 27, 2008 12:12 am | |
| CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osam
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1
was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
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?Why were males created before females
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
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?Why don't men often show their true feelings
Because they don't have any
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button
!you'll be disconnected
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When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire
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?If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP
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?How do you fix a woman's watch
!You don't. There's a clock on the oven
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Question : What "FOUR LETTER WORD" did Saddam Hussein NOT allow around the house
Answer: BUSH
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?What does the word "BUSH" Stands for
Beat Up Saddam Hussein
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school
!A: She had bright students
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous ...for children to play with
the other is used to carry groceries
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Q: What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana
A: One's composing, the other is decomposing
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